The Word Detective (not the Grammar Police)
Self-described in three words: Loyal. Observant. Respectfully Inappropriate.
As a 2nd-grader, Dan established a detective agency in his family’s garage. He created his first-ever marketing collateral out of index cards, depositing them in all his neighbors’ mailboxes. But the cases (i.e., finding Mom’s “lost purse”) were few and far between, so he finally closed up shop despite having zero overhead expenses.